unknownbearing:

Single? Hahah, no no I’m in a very committed relationship with the Marvel Cinematic Universe

(via sexshemmo)

sexshemmo:

MY AUNT’S HUSBAND SAID SUPERHERO MOVIES ARE STUPID. I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE!

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

(via al-resuscitate)

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

(via karebear-kara)

blue-suede-shoes5:

Me when there’s no good food in the house

(Source: abernathyed, via blockthekat)

lilly-and-the-vineyard:

ckings:

i would love to have dinner with scott

Pretty sure I am scott

lilly-and-the-vineyard:

ckings:

i would love to have dinner with scott

Pretty sure I am scott

(Source: lord-disick, via karebear-kara)


Sometimes it’s okay to give yourself a pat on the back and say, ‘That was cool. That made me feel good.’

Sometimes it’s okay to give yourself a pat on the back and say, ‘That was cool. That made me feel good.’

(Source: sebastianstansource, via logaylerman)

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